Sunday, 5 June 2011

"Arab Spring brings cheer to global arms industry"

..several countries that are normally not actively involved in armed conflicts are now in a position where they will need to restock bombs, ammunition and weapons following months of action in Libya and conflict elsewhere in the region, an executive at an international arms company told BBC News.  Orders from these countries could top several hundred million - and perhaps even billions - of dollars, industry officials predict.


SPRING FEVER
Ah, Spring, the time of renewal

See the little bombs clustered around the fields
Hear the cheerful chatter of the automatic weapons
The happy whistling of the shrapnel
The excited shrieks announcing the arrival of a flight of shells

Yes, spring is the renewal of hope
For a bumper yield of orders to replace last year's crop

Spring.  Happy days.  Happy shareholders. 

 All's well with the world.

"On your bike? Not likely, study finds"

"...the small numbers of people who do try cycling tend to be intimidated by the overwhelmingly car-oriented urban layouts" (Guardian)


FOUR WHEELS GOOD, TWO WHEELS BAD
(to be sung to 'Bicycle Races' by Queen)

Why cycle? why cycle? why cycle?
You want to ride your bicycle, bicycle, bicycle

You want to ride your bicycle
You want to ride your bike
Don't even think to try 'n  cycle
Just go and take a long long hike

You say two, I say four
You say bell, I say horn
You say ride, I say hey man
Bikes were never my scene
And I do like car doors
I say Rolls, I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord, I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Daisy Daisy, Velo man

All I want to do is.... (REPEAT FIRST VERSE)

Bicycle places aren't coming your way
So that's pornographic? oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls won't be riding today
They're so scared of the traffic oh yeah

On your marks, get set, go
Horsepower race, horsepower race, horsepower race

Why cycle? why cycle? why cycle?
You want to ride your bicycle, bicycle, bicycle

You want to ride your bicycle
You want to ride your bike
Don't even think to try 'n cycle
Just go and take a bloody hike